{"product_id":"ava-vrm-avatar","title":"AVA","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSYSTEM UPGRADE: Meet Ava 2.0 (Now with 40% less existential dread!)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eMeet \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"5\"\u003eAva\u003c\/b\u003e, your pre-optimized digital shell for the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"51\"\u003eUncannyAlley.io\u003c\/b\u003e metaverse and various web-based social voids. This dodgy-quality VRM file is ready to host your consciousness, or whatever’s left of it, in the virtual wild.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Payload Includes:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStandard .VRM Chassis:\u003c\/b\u003e Rigged, ready, and remarkably compliant.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAlley-Tuned:\u003c\/b\u003e Fully optimized for the UncannyAlley.io metaverse (it won't glitch out... much).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCross-Platform Ghosting:\u003c\/b\u003e Compatible with most web social platforms and digital fever dreams.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInstant Manifestation:\u003c\/b\u003e Digital download available the second your credits clear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIdeal For:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVirtual \"Meetings\":\u003c\/b\u003e Pretend to pay attention while your avatar stares blankly at a spreadsheet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMetaversal Loitering:\u003c\/b\u003e Wander the neon-soaked streets of UncannyAlley.io looking \"purposeful.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIdentity Laundering:\u003c\/b\u003e Shed your meat-space limitations and adopt a unique digital persona.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWeb Socializing:\u003c\/b\u003e For when you want to be \"there\" without actually being \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"72\"\u003ethere\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/b\u003e Ava is not responsible for any sudden urges to join a techno-cult or the inexplicable smell of ozone in your living room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"UncannyAlley","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43058894241835,"sku":"AVA","price":1000000.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/shop.uncannyalley.io\/products\/ava-vrm-avatar","provider":"UncannyAlley","version":"1.0","type":"link"}